This is the boring legal stuff that our lawyer says we should bore you with if we want to stay in business. This is why we didn’t go to law school. Can you imagine having to write this stuff day in and day out?
By using this website you agree to be bound by the Terms and Conditions set out below. If you do not agree to these Terms and Conditions in their entirety please leave this website. And don’t let the door hit you on the rear on your way out. But feel free to refer your friends, especially those who may not be as picky as you.
The www.larryvsharry.com website is provided solely for your personal use. You may not use this website for any commercial purpose, except, of course, to buy things from us. You may also use this website to impress people you want to get to know better with how intelligent, attractive, and perspicacious you are, especially if you did not just look up the meaning of “perspicacious,” which is an expensive word our lawyer uses sometimes to try to convince us that he is worth his fee.
References in these Terms and Conditions to "we", "us" and "Larry vs Harry" are to LARRY VS HARRY APS, a private limited company organized under the laws of Denmark, with an address at Frederiksborggade 41, 1361 Copenhagen K, Denmark. Come visit sometime. We’ve recently done the place over and think you’ll like it. References in these Terms and Conditions to “you” are to, well, you. We thought this was pretty obvious, but our lawyer said we had to put it in. Frankly, we hope you are the type of person who doesn’t need to be told that “you” means you.
1. The Larry vs Harry Webshop
1.1 We will take reasonable care that the details, prices, photos, and product descriptions on the website are correct at the time we entered the information onto the system and the website. What you see will depend on your monitor, computer, settings, and level of sobriety at the time you are viewing it, and so we cannot guarantee that the product images you see are an accurate representation of the actual merchandise we sell. In addition, the components, color of the components, graphic design, etc, on the photos on the website can vary from the existing models. If this is important to you, please check with us before ordering and we will confirm with you what will be included with your order.
1.2 We will not be liable if for any reason the Larry vs Harry website is not available at any time or for any period, and we reserve the right to restrict access to some parts or all of the Larry vs Harry website and webshop. We’re not sure why we have to say this; it’s not like we’re some life-and-death website that you absolutely have to have access to 24/7/365, but our lawyer made us include this. I mean really, we’re selling bikes here - amazing BULLITT cargo bikes, to be sure, but still, they’re bikes. Not replacement vital body parts or anything like that. Look, if you try the site and it’s not working, just relax, go for a walk or have a nice meal, and come back and try us later.
1.3 Our prices include Danish VAT.
2. Ordering from Larry vs Harry
2.1 All orders that you place on the Larry vs Harry website are subject to our accepting the order in accordance with these Terms and Conditions.
2.2 If we do not accept your order, it could be for any one (or more) of the following reasons (or other reasons; if you knew our lawyer you’d know that he probably isn’t bright enough to have thought of everything):
i.The product you ordered is out of stock;
ii.We cannot obtain authorization for your credit or debit card payment;
iii.We have screwed up and there was an error in the product price or description that we posted on the website;
iv.We are not able to ship to your requested shipping destination (see our list of countries to which we can ship below);
v.Our website is misbehaving and can’t process your order correctly;
vi.We cannot validate your name or delivery address; or
vii. The aliens have finally taken over and life as we know it is about to end.
2.3 When you place an order on our website we will hold a small, private celebration in our offices, which may involve a high-five or a fist bump. You will not be invited to this celebration. Afterwards, however, we will send you an email acknowledgement in which we will confirm what you ordered. The purpose of this is to let you know that we have received your order, and so you can check to make sure our acknowledgment matches your order. This email is not an order confirmation or order acceptance.
2.4 Our formal, legal acceptance of your order and the completion of the contract between you and Larry vs Harry will happen when your order is shipped. When it is shipped, we will hold another private celebration (no, you’re not invited to that one either), and will email you that your order has been shipped. If you order more than one thing from us at a time, we may ship them separately, in which case we will (a) hold separate private celebrations (NO! NOT INVITED!), and (b) send you separate emails confirming shipment.
2.5 Right now we ship to the following countries: United States, Australia, Canada, Netherlands, Sweden, Norway, Austria, Belgium, France, Luxembourg, Monaco, United Kingdom, Germany, Italy, Finland, Ireland, Liechtenstein, Portugal, Spain, Switzerland, Vatican City State, Czech Republic, Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Greece, Poland, Russian Federation, Turkey, Slovenia, Bulgaria, Hungary. (We put Vatican City State in there to make you wonder . . . is there a BULLITT under that Popemobile? We’re not telling!) If your country is among the mentioned, please contact us and make an individual arrangement. If it is not among those mentioned, contact us anyway and we will see what we can arrange, but can make no promises that we will be able to ship to you. In any case, you are always welcome to come to Denmark and pick up your order at our showroom. If you provide sufficient advance notice, we may have a refreshing beverage waiting for you when you do. Or feel free to bring your own, provided you bring enough to share.
2.6 Because we ship to many countries, our prices do not include the cost of delivery or any taxes (other than Danish VAT), duties, levies, bribes, or other fees that may be charged or assessed in the course of getting your order from our door to yours. When you place your order, we will let you know what the cost will be to deliver your order to your shipping address, and that cost will be included in what we charge you for your order. (We added the “bribes” reference. Our lawyer told us to emphasize that we are only kidding about that, we know of no such bribes being required or requested in the course of delivering any of our products to any of the fine countries in which our wonderful customers live. We promise. We are big fans of all customs officials and border guards. Still, you never know, we know that anything can happen. Now our lawyer told us to say we were just kidding about that too. Lawyers are no fun. And no, we’re not kidding.)
2.7 Once your order leaves our location, its delivery is up to the carrier that is handling the shipment. We can estimate delivery dates based on the information the carrier provides to us, but we are not responsible for any errors or delays that result after your order is in the carrier’s hands. After all, it’s not like we control the weather. Or the carrier, for that matter. We’re good, just not quite that good. The risk of loss passes to you on the date the products are delivered to you.
2.8 If you have ordered one of our magnificent BULLITT cargo bikes, it will be delivered semi-assembled and requires 1-2 hours of assembly by someone who is reasonably competent with tools and directions, or 6-8 hours if you are our lawyer.
2.9 If you wish to cancel an order you have placed before we ship it to you, please contact us by email at firstname.lastname@example.org. We will do our best to process your cancellation, but please understand if we begin to weep or beg in an effort to get you to change your mind. We have issues; it’s us, not you.
2.10 Our returns policy for goods shipped within Denmark is consistent with the requirements of Danish law. For all other countries, please contact us if you want to return your BULLITT bike, and we will try our best to work something out, respecting, of course, your legal rights as they might apply, which may require you to pay the cost of returning the product as well as the cost of our therapy due to our chronic inability to handle rejection. (We are kidding about the therapy bills. We live in a welfare state, and all of that’s covered. Two happy pills a day and we’re good to go!).
3. Paying for Your Order
3.1 All payments for orders are processed in Euros. Yes, we know Denmark has rejected the Euro and we really, really do NOT want to get into a whole socio-political discussion about it, at least not before we’re at least three beers into the evening. The United Free Peoples Demokratic Republic of Larry vs Harry, however, has embraced the Euro, and that’s how we price our BULLITT bikes.
3.2 We accept a variety of payment types; if yours is not covered on our site, please contact us and we will do our best to accommodate your preferred payment method. We are not above barter, but please understand that we have already taken all of the pole-dancing classes we want.
3.3 If you pay using a card that is based on a currency other than the Euro , the amount you will be charged will be based on the currency conversion rate applied by your bank or charge card company applicable at the time we process your order. In other words, despite all appearances to the contrary, Larry vs Harry does not control the world currency markets, so the price in your non-Euro currency may change from the date you order the product to the date we ship it.
3.4 We will not store your credit card information; only your name, telephone number, address, and mail along with your order. All info you share with us is well guarded according to the requirements of the Danish Act on Processing of Personal Data (the “Lov om Behandling af Personoplysninger” - it just rolls right off the tongue, doesn’t it?) and will not be shared with any third party (except as needed to process your order, of course). You can at all times request all data regarding you in our files deleted.
3.5 We will take all reasonable care to keep the details of your purchase and payment secure, but, in the absence of negligence on our part, we will not be liable for any loss you may suffer if an unauthorized third party is able to access any information you provide when accessing or ordering from the Larry vs Harry website. Some of those hacker types are pretty clever, and we’re not going to tempt them by claiming to be invulnerable. Nice hackers. Nothing to see here . . . keep moving, fellows.
3.6 By ordering from us, you authorize us to transmit information about you to, and to obtain information about you from, third parties such as credit and debit card processors and shipping companies as is reasonably necessary for us to process payment and ship your order to you. We’re not going to call your mother or anything creepy like that. We just want to make sure you get your bike and we get paid.
Larry vs Harry offers the following international warranty on its BULLITT cargo bikes:
- 2 years warranty against manufacturing and material defects to the frame and components with the exception of parts subject to daily wear and tear such as tires, tubes, and chain. Damage resulting from misuse, violence, and normal wear-and-tear is not covered. So if you run over your BULLITT with your Humvee, don’t ask for a warranty replacement. During the warranty period, Larry vs Harry will repair or, at its option, replace the defective part or parts. This warranty is valid only for the original purchaser of the BULLITT. Larry vs Harry is not responsible for the labor cost to replace any replacement part. To see the Larry vs Harry Warranty in Danish, which is applicable only to sales made in Denmark, click here.
- In the event you believe you have a warranty claim, please contact Larry vs Harry at email@example.com with information about your claim and we will respond.
5. Posts to this Website
5.1 We may, from time to time, and against our better judgment and the advice of our overprotective lawyer, make portions of our website interactive, meaning you will be able to post comments, images, or even video. If you post anything on this website, you agree that nothing in those posts will infringe any right of any third party. You also agree not to post anything libelous or otherwise unlawful, abusive or obscene or that constitutes an invasion of privacy. You agree that you will be solely responsible for the content of any submissions you make to the website. You also agree that we have the right to remove any post that violates these terms or that we find objectionable. In fact, given that it is our website, we have the right to remove anything for any reason. That’s fair, right? We’re not going to post any Official Community Guidelines or anything like that. If you post things that are illegal, offensive, or overly insulting we’re likely to remove them. Be polite, don’t be stupid, and we’ll all get along just fine.
5.2 In the event you are a copyright owner and believe that a post on our site infringes a copyright that you own or control in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, or that your intellectual property rights have been otherwise violated, please let us know. We’re in the business of selling great BULLITT cargo bikes, not infringing anybody’s rights. At any rate, if you have such a concern, provide us with the following information (your "Notice"):
i. an electronic or physical signature of the person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the copyright or other intellectual property interest;
ii. a description of the copyrighted work or other intellectual property that you claim has been infringed;
iii. a description of where the material that you claim is infringing is located on the LarryvsHarry site, with enough detail that we may find it on the website (in most circumstances, we will need a URL);
iv. your address, telephone number, and email address;
v. a statement by you that you have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the copyright or intellectual property owner, its agent, or the law;
vi. a statement by you, made under penalty of perjury, that the above information in your Notice is accurate and that you are the copyright or intellectual property owner or authorized to act on the copyright or intellectual property owner's behalf. Please send the Notice to firstname.lastname@example.org.
6. Privacy and Your Data
6.1 The purpose of this statement is to set out how we will use personal information that we may obtain about you. By using this website you agree to our use of your data as set out herein.
6.2 When you place an order on the Larry vs Harry website you will be asked to provide certain information such as your contact details. We will store this data and hold it on computers or in manual files. We will use this data to fulfill our agreement with you. Please note that, to provide some of our services, we may require further details from you.
6.3 We may use information that you provide or that is obtained by us:
i. to register you on our website and to administer our website services;
ii. for assessment and analysis (e.g. market, customer and product analysis) to enable us to review, develop and improve the services which we offer, and to enable us to provide you with information about our products and services that we think are relevant to you through our marketing activities; and
iii. to keep you informed of such products and services (including special offers, discounts, offers, competitions and so on) by email. If you do not wish to receive information like that from us, please let us know. We will stop bothering you and will try not to take it personally, though we reserve the right to discuss it with our therapist if we ever manage to move past discussing our adolescence, which one of us seems to be stuck on, and no it’s not Larry vs Harry.
6.4 We may use internal and external validation and fraud checking systems to verify your identity. As mentioned above, we just want to make sure you get your BULLITT and we get paid.
6.5 We don’t sell your information! To anyone! We sell Amazing BULLITT cargo bikes!
The website is controlled and operated in the Kingdom of Denmark. Any terms and conditions concerning the usage of this website and your order will be governed by the laws of Denmark, and any dispute concerning use of this website or your order will be determined exclusively by the Danish Courts.
8.1 We may change these Terms and Conditions at any time. No we can’t. Yes we can. There, see, we just did it, twice!
8.2. If any of these Terms and Conditions are invalid or unenforceable, the remainder of these Terms and Conditions shall continue to have full force and effect.
8.3 We will not be responsible to you for any delay or failure to comply with our obligations under these Terms and Conditions if the delay or failure arises from any cause beyond our reasonable control.
8.4 If you breach these Terms and Conditions and we take no action we will still be entitled to use our rights and remedies in other situations where you are in breach. In other words, just because we slack off one time doesn’t mean we’re going to slack off every time.
8.5 We reserve the right to amend, remove or vary the services we provide and/or any page of this Website at any time and without notice.
9. Entire Agreement
These Terms and Conditions constitute the entire agreement of the parties and supersede any and all preceding and contemporaneous agreements between you and Larry vs Harry. Any waiver of any provision of the Terms and Conditions will only be effective if in writing and signed by an authorized member of Larry vs Harry.
If you have questions you are than welcome to contact Larry vs Harry directly on Phone 0045 3136 1719 or email@example.com
LARRY VS HARRY
Frederiksborggade 41, 1361 Copenhagen K, Denmark.